Saurin Choksi is probably one of Wiggle Rooms most misspelled comedians. He is also funny, so he’s go that going for him. He calls himself a friend to monkeys but we wouldn’t know about that. See him headline Friday’s Wiggle Room and check him out on Facebook and Follow him on Twitter.
WR: You spend a lot of time actively memorizing rap lyrics. What is your favorite?
SC: “Paperboy” – Ditty
“Believe me my brother, more hoes than you can imagine
All on the ding-a-ling just because the gold rings
Somethin somethin somethin, you ain’t heard a damn thing
Make sure you got the jim hats strapped for protection
Because to me, my life is more than my erection”
WR: I heard you’re a conspiracy theorist. Tell me something I don’t know.
SC: I don’t know what you know but everyone SHOULD know aliens astronauts gave secret knowledge to early man (pyramids/stone hInge duh) and it is well documented in religious texts from the Mahabharata to the Old Testament.
WR: What topics are off limits for you on stage?
SC: The stage is for no limit soldjas
WR: What’s the cutest name you’ve ever called a lover?
SC: Beep beep
WR: What’s the worst thing someone has called you? Was it accurate?
SC: “That’s why no one will date you” Liza Treyger @glittercheese yes. tears in my eyes.